why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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