No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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