Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Mom said you looked used
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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