I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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