remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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