Pappa wants mamma naked
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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