I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
