the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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