it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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