Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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