She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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