Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Randomize
