Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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