Already got asked if we're dating
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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