dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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Girls should come with a carfax report
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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