therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
