Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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