oh god the rape fog is back!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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