There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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