There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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