I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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