he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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