So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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