her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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