I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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