I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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