If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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