wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize