he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I currently don't understand fingers.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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