My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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