You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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