whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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