Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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