Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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