Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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