so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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