no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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