you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Randomize
