HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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