I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
