This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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