I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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