Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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