Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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