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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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