is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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