her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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