I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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