Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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