I'm lost and stupid without you.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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