Cold hands, warm shart.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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