In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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