Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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