i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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