Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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