No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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