i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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