Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
May the power of my ass compel you!!
my liver is dry heaving
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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