How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I came so hard my ears popped.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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