Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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