Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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